"Abuse has no place in family relationships (Ephesians 5:21-6:4)"

Family Relationship? whats that?!

"Anger leads to evil actions (Psalm 37:8)"

I coulda told you that.. come ON!!

"God hates the shedding of an innocent person's blood (Genesis 4:10)"

It also says everyones a sinner.. does this mean we can shed the blood of EVERYONE?

"Life is short (Job 7:6-7)"

ACTUALLY!! Life is the longest thing anyone ever does... how could anything be longer?

"Every person will face death (Psalm 89:48)"

No shit, eh?

"Demons believe in God (James 2:19)"

Yes we do...

"Wicked people desire evil (Psalm 36:1-4)"

Desire's not the word I would use.. but pretty close to it..

"Drunkenness can cause immoral behavior (Ephesians 5:18)"

Yeah.. but its FUN immoral behavior.

"Emotions are not reliable guides (Ephesians 4:31)"

FUCK NO!!! They never will be...

"Eternal life cannot be earned (Ephesians 2:8-9)"

Then why do people try so goddamn hard?

"God permits evil (Romans 1:24-28)

Obviously...

"We do not need to fear darkness or violence (Psalm 91:5)"

Of course you don't... I won't hurt you.. **cynical smile**

"Fools invite their own destruction (Proverbs 10:14)"

It's called.. Suicide..

"God gives wisdom for making decisions (James 1:2-5)"

See! I told you it was there for SOMETHING!!

"Gossip seperates friends (Proverbs 16:28)"

He said, she said bullshit.. seperates everybody...

"God finds homosexual behavior detestable (Leviticus 18:22)"

UN-HOLY IN THE EYES OF GOD!!.. just kinda yucky to me..

"Hypocrites are worthless (Titus 1:16)"

Everyones a hypocrite..

"Lustful thoughts are sinful (Matthew 5:28)"

Oops... lol j/k

"Keep away from mental sins (Matthew 5:27)"

Eh.. HEM.. I am the mental sins..

"People are responsible for their own actions (James 1:13-15)

FUCKIN RIGHTS.. so let me do what I want and I will not take the blame for you..

"Satan is completely evil (John 8:44)"

Colleen is completely evil.. :D

"Satan is the temporary ruler over this world (Ephesians 2:1-2)"

That.. I coulda told you too..

"Sin begins in the mind (Matthew 5:27-28)"

I live in your mind...